Sunday, August 30, 2015

DESDINOVA'S PODACST 4: MORE PSYCHEDELIC LIMITS



Another trip back to the Psychedelic Limits, which aired as part of the Midnight Snack on KSMU in Springfield, MO. in the late 80s and early 90s. This one includes jams from Pink Floyd, The Electric Prunes, The Monkees, Tintern Abbey, The Nazz, Oz Mutantes, Jefferson Airplane, Black Sabbath and Iron Butterfly. 

Sunday, August 16, 2015

CRAZY KNIGHTS: THREE OFF-KILTER MEDIEVAL MOVIES

You silly, English, bedwetting types.

There have been films about medieval times since the beginning of film. Knights have managed to stay popular into modern times. You will find more sets of toy knights in a toy store over the once popular toy cowboys. The films, usually, fall into the categories of Arthurian legend, Chaucer based, Sir Walter Scott based, and historically accurate (read: boring).

I've selected three films, two from the 70s and one from 2001 that uses rock songs from the 70s, that veer off from the typical medieval film into their own little kingdoms.

He told them about how he wanted to try a threesome.

1. TORTURE DUNGEON (1970):  All I need to say here is this is a knock-off of the Tower of London, directed by Andy Milligan. Of course, that wouldn't be much fun. Would it? This is the story of Norman, Duke of Norwich, a one-armed, tantrum-throwing, self-proclaimed "tri-sexual" (because he will "try anything"), who tries to take the throne of the kingdom of Terragon by killing everyone of the heirs to the throne ahead of him. Norman (Milligan regular Jeremy Brooks a.k.a Gerald Jacuzzo) looks like a cross between Freddie Mercury and Sonny Bono, while Terragon looks suspiciously like Staten Island.

(L to R) Peter the Ear, Peter the Eye & the nose of Peter the Nose

As with any Milligan film, the dialog is filled with snippy remarks and mentions of gang rape, incest, necrophilia, child abuse, and sadism of all sorts. Add to this a collection of characters such as the kingdom's council made up of Peter the Eye (Milligan regular Neil Flanagan), Peter the Ear and Peter the Nose. The last two characters are played by two uncredited brothers, wearing Beatle wigs, who would fit in more in an episode of The Sopranos than a Medieval drama. The most outrageous character is Magda the marriage councilor. She dresses like a butterfly and sings and dances, while trying to explain how to have sex to the young heroine (Susan Cassidy). The top portion of Cassidy's costume does come together, so her boobs tend to flop out during a chase scene.

She's giving advice on sex and she picked out that outfit.

TORTURE DUNGEON in many ways could be called Milligan's masterpiece, but I prefer to see it as Milligan's twisted fairy tale of Medieval England.

The late Heath Ledger

2. A KNIGHT'S TALE (2001): I realize some will say a movie from 2001 doesn't belong on a retro blog, but the director of this film felt that the 1370s were probably similar to the 1970s, so I think it can be reviewed here. Not only is this loosely based on Geoffrey Chaucer's A Knight's Tale, but Chaucer is a character (often buck naked) in this movie. This comedy-adventure not only spins a engaging yarn of a young man's quest to achieve his dream of becoming a knight, but satirizes the sports culture. The film is filled with turn of the Millennium pop culture references and a great soundtrack made up of 70s classic rock.

He looks like Carson and Letterman would throw him off

The film stars the late Heath Ledger as William, who has dreamed of being a knight since childhood. He comes of age as the squire for a knight. When the knight dies before a tournament, he takes his place using a phony birthright written by Geoffrey Chaucer. He not only befriends Chaucer (Paul Bettany), but Prince Edward and the feisty widow blacksmith, Kate, who makes him armor with a Nike swoosh on it. William falls in love with a noble woman, Jocelyn. He also makes an enemy of a arrogant knight named Count Adhemar, who is sort of a Medieval version of a 80s teen comedy preppy jock, but baring an uncanny resemblance to actor Oliver Reed.

One fun thing to watch for is a flashback, where an old man, who mocks young William's desire to be a knight. It is actor Berwick Kaler, who appeared in several of Andy Milligan's films (not TORTURE DUNGEON though) including, The Rats Are Coming, The Werewolves Are Here, The Body Beneath and as Tobias in The Bloodthirsty Butchers.

A KNIGHT'S TALE is fun and exciting, once you get past the fact that it doesn't take Medieval history very serious.

3. MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1974): Only the Monty Python guys could take King Arthur and stand it on it's head. To tell much about this movie would give away this best gags before some people would see it. Everyone should see this before they die. If you don't watch it or rewatch it, we will be forced to say "NEE" to you.        

Sunday, August 9, 2015

THE LIVE VERSION WAS THE HIT VERSION


Many people believe rock and roll is best when it is live. I've actually been to very few concerts. I prefer studio recording because of the controlled atmosphere. There have been many instances in which the studio version bombed when first released or a song wasn't released on 45. The record company or another record company (after the group or artist left their original label) released a live version on 45 which took off. Of the 17 songs listed here, radio went back and began playing the original studio version on five of them.

"Ridin the Storm Out" REO Speedwagon (Studio version didn't chart in 1973. Live version went to #94 in 1977. Radio still plays live version because the lead singer is different and the tempo on the live version is faster.)

"Rock & Roll All Night" Kiss (Studio version went to #68 in 1975. Live version went #12 in 1976. Radio plays the studio version.)

"I Want You To Want Me" Cheap Trick (Studio version didn't chart when it was released in 1977. The much faster live version went to #7 in 1979. Radio plays the live version because of the faster pace.)

"Say Goodbye to Hollywood" Billy Joel (Studio version on 1976 LP Turnstiles. Live version went to #17 in 1981. Radio plays the live version.)

"I Do" J. Geils Band (Originally a track on the Atlantic LP Monkey Island in 1977.  The live single version was released in 1982 on EMI America and went to #24. Radio plays the live version, if they play it.)
 

"Show Me the Way", "Baby I Love Your Way" and "Do You Feel Like I Do" Peter Frampton (Studio versions didn't chart. Radio plays the live versions.)

"I Just Want to Make Love to You" Foghat (Studio version only made it to #83 on the chart in 1972. Radio plays the studio version.)

"Conquistador" Procol Harum (Studio version was the first track on their 1967 debut LP. Live version, recorded with the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra went to #16 in 1972. Radio plays the liver version.)

"Turn the Page", "Katmandu" & "Beautiful Loser" Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band (The studio version of "Turn The Page" didn't chart in 1972. "Beautiful Loser" made it to #103 and "Katmandu" made it to #43 in 1975. The live version did not chart, but became staples on radio.)

"Reelin & Rockin" Chuck Berry (Released as the flip side of "Sweet Little Sixteen." Recorded in London in 1972. Radio station play the original.)

"Folsom Prison Blues" Johnny Cash (Recorded on Sun in the 50s. Live version recorded at the real Folsom Prison in 1968. Radio stations usually play the original Sun recording.)

"Thank God I'm a Country Boy" John Denver (Studio version was a track on the 1974 Back Home Again LP. Radio plays the live version.)

"Maybe I'm Amazed" Paul McCartney and Wings (Studio version was on McCartney's first solo LP in 1970. Radio plays the studio version.)

Sunday, July 26, 2015

FIVE OF TV's MOST AWKWARD DANCERS


I had been planing to do this list for a while, but never had the time. Let me say up front that if you are expecting to see Pee Wee Herman on this list, I didn't include him because his famous dancing scenes were in movies (Pee Wee's Big Adventures & Back To the Beach).

This is a quick five awkward dancers from your favorite TV shows.

1. Elaine from Seinfeld.



2. Lurch from The Addams Family.



3. Gomer Pyle from The Andy Griffith Show & Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C.



Let's face it, to get the full effect we need two clips of Gomer dancing (or as he says "dayncin").



4. Batman




5. Carlton from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
This is a bittersweet moment from the show, but one of the best dances Carlton did.



Because of these TV characters, we never have to feel awkward about how we dance.

Sunday, July 19, 2015

DESDINOVA'S PODCAST 3 RECREATES THE PSYCHEDELIC LIMITS

For this edition of my podcast, I attempted to recreate The Psychedelic Limits, a monthly segment I created for The Midnight Snack on KSMU in Springfield, MO., back in the late 80s. This was a spur of the moment decision, so this is not perfect. I realized that, with modern technology and resources on the Internet, I could create a new version of the radio show, I was doing as an 18 year old kid starting out in the radio industry, that would blow that show out of the water (and I will go to my grave saying it has been the best thing I ever did in radio). Unfortunately, Springfield radio shows no interest allowing me to do this kind of a show or any kind of retro show. Too creative, I guess. That and it is too intellectual for the local rednecks. It also might frighten old people. Enjoy this trip (Heh heh heh, he said trip, man!) and maybe I will create another one soon.


Friday, July 3, 2015

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! I LIKE TO LIVE IN AMERICA!

HHHHEEEEEYYYYYY YYYOOOOOOOUUUUUU GGGGUUUUUYYYYSSSS!!!!! HAVE A HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!!! The Fourth of July pinup above is Rita Moreno of The Electric Company and West Side Story. One of the songs she sang in West Side Story was "America." It was covered by the British prog rock band The Nice in the late 60s, as an instrumental. The keyboardist with that group was Keith Emerson. Here is video of him preforming it with Paul Schaffer on The Late Show with David Letterman in 1986.

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